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Samstagmorgen bin ich sehr früh aufgestanden!
Am frühen Morgen geht ein Mann auf die Jagd. Im Wald angekommen
Жена и мъж си лежат в леглото една нощ
Пошел мужик на рыбалку зимой. Вышел из дома — кругом пурга
Έξι τα ξημερώματα
One man's hobby was fishing
Das Wetter ist regnerisch und es ist nasskalt
O sujeito estava pescando na lagoa
Sábado
Zaterdagochtend
Een man staat 's morgens geruisloos op
Lördag morgon gick jag upp tidigt
Nuestro amigo Cornelio es un hombre que le gusta cuidar su figura y estado físico
När jag kom hem i går begärde min fru att jag skulle ta henne till ett dyrt ställe. Jag tog henne till en bensinstation. Åsså började fajten... På kvällen låg min fru och jag i sängen och tittade...
Myśliwy wychodzi wcześnie rano na polowanie. Jest jednak zimno i pada deszcz. Myśliwy decyduje się na powrót. W domu rozbiera się i kładzie w łóżku obok swojej żony. - Jak jest na zewnątrz ?... -...
Sâmbătă dimineață m-am trezit devreme
Το Σάββατο πρωί σηκώθηκα νωρίς
He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.
As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, it is like a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, he returns to the garage.
He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my sтuрid husband is out fishing in that shiт?"