The Lottery Ticket Беден евреин всеки ден се молил на Бога: Itzek steht in seinem Garten Είναι ένας τύπος που προσεύχεται κάθε μέρα στο Θεό και λέει: - Θεέ μου σε παρακαλώ Brandi adında sarışın bir iş kadınının işleri çok kötü gidiyormuş. İflas edince yardım için Tanrıya başvurmaya karar vermiş. Gece yatmadan başlamış duaya; "Tanrım Un hombre tacaño fue a una iglesia y le dijo a Dios: Por favor Dios mío mira que faltan tres meses para que me case y no tengo dinero por favor haz que me saque la lotería Suvalkietis kasdien meldžiasi: - Padėkit Un popa sarac se hotaraste sa ceara ajutorul Divinitatii ca sa scape si el de saracie . Astfel omul nostru se ducea in fiecare zi la Troita si se ruga cu inversunare : "Doamne ... te rog ...... Skotten ber till Gud att han ska vinna högsta vinsten i ett lotteri. - Oh David est dans une mauvaise passe niveau argent… Il ne voit pas d’autre solution que de gagner à la loterie pour se sortir de là. Il se rend à la synagogue et se met à prier pour gagner. Le jour du... Ciro va da San Gennaro e gli chiede: "San Gennaro se mi fai vincere 50.000 euro alla lotteria ti prometto che 5.000 ne darò alla tua chiesa". Dopo un po' Ciro torna da San Gennaro egli chiede: "Se... Un ebreo di nome Giacobbe si trova in cattiva situazione economica Pagyvenęs žydas visą gyvenimą meldėsi Dievui
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble.
His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble.
He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help.
He begins to pray...
"God, please help me.
I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it.
Joe again prays...
"God, please let me win the lottery!
I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.
Once again, he prays...
"My God, why have you forsaken me??
I've lost my business, my house, and my car.
My wife and children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you.
PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself:
"Joe, meet Me halfway on this.
Buy a ticket."
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The Lottery Ticket Беден евреин всеки ден се молил на Бога: Itzek steht in seinem Garten Είναι ένας τύπος που προσεύχεται κάθε μέρα στο Θεό και λέει: - Θεέ μου σε παρακαλώ Brandi adında sarışın bir iş kadınının işleri çok kötü gidiyormuş. İflas edince yardım için Tanrıya başvurmaya karar vermiş. Gece yatmadan başlamış duaya; "Tanrım Un hombre tacaño fue a una iglesia y le dijo a Dios: Por favor Dios mío mira que faltan tres meses para que me case y no tengo dinero por favor haz que me saque la lotería Suvalkietis kasdien meldžiasi: - Padėkit Un popa sarac se hotaraste sa ceara ajutorul Divinitatii ca sa scape si el de saracie . Astfel omul nostru se ducea in fiecare zi la Troita si se ruga cu inversunare : "Doamne ... te rog ...... Skotten ber till Gud att han ska vinna högsta vinsten i ett lotteri. - Oh David est dans une mauvaise passe niveau argent… Il ne voit pas d’autre solution que de gagner à la loterie pour se sortir de là. Il se rend à la synagogue et se met à prier pour gagner. Le jour du... Ciro va da San Gennaro e gli chiede: "San Gennaro se mi fai vincere 50.000 euro alla lotteria ti prometto che 5.000 ne darò alla tua chiesa". Dopo un po' Ciro torna da San Gennaro egli chiede: "Se... Un ebreo di nome Giacobbe si trova in cattiva situazione economica Pagyvenęs žydas visą gyvenimą meldėsi Dievui