Беден евреин всеки ден се молил на Бога: Itzek steht in seinem Garten Είναι ένας τύπος που προσεύχεται κάθε μέρα στο Θεό και λέει: - Θεέ μου σε παρακαλώ Brandi adında sarışın bir iş kadınının işleri çok kötü gidiyormuş. İflas edince yardım için Tanrıya başvurmaya karar vermiş. Gece yatmadan başlamış duaya; "Tanrım Un hombre tacaño fue a una iglesia y le dijo a Dios: Por favor Dios mío mira que faltan tres meses para que me case y no tengo dinero por favor haz que me saque la lotería A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray... "God Suvalkietis kasdien meldžiasi: - Padėkit Un popa sarac se hotaraste sa ceara ajutorul Divinitatii ca sa scape si el de saracie . Astfel omul nostru se ducea in fiecare zi la Troita si se ruga cu inversunare : "Doamne ... te rog ...... Skotten ber till Gud att han ska vinna högsta vinsten i ett lotteri. - Oh David est dans une mauvaise passe niveau argent… Il ne voit pas d’autre solution que de gagner à la loterie pour se sortir de là. Il se rend à la synagogue et se met à prier pour gagner. Le jour du... Ciro va da San Gennaro e gli chiede: "San Gennaro se mi fai vincere 50.000 euro alla lotteria ti prometto che 5.000 ne darò alla tua chiesa". Dopo un po' Ciro torna da San Gennaro egli chiede: "Se... Un ebreo di nome Giacobbe si trova in cattiva situazione economica Pagyvenęs žydas visą gyvenimą meldėsi Dievui
John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray.
''Listen God,'' John said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.'' He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn't won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ''Come on, God,'' he said. ''I really need this money. My mom needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.'' He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn't win the lottery. So, he went to a mosque and started to pray again. ''You're starting to disappoint me, God,'' he said. ''I've prayed and prayed. If you just let me win the lottery, I'll be a better person. I don't have to win the jackpot, just enough to get me out of debt. I'll give some to charity, even. Just let me win the lottery.'' John thought this did it, so he got up and walked outside.
The clouds opened up and a booming voice said, ''John, buy a fuскing lottery ticket.''
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Беден евреин всеки ден се молил на Бога: Itzek steht in seinem Garten Είναι ένας τύπος που προσεύχεται κάθε μέρα στο Θεό και λέει: - Θεέ μου σε παρακαλώ Brandi adında sarışın bir iş kadınının işleri çok kötü gidiyormuş. İflas edince yardım için Tanrıya başvurmaya karar vermiş. Gece yatmadan başlamış duaya; "Tanrım Un hombre tacaño fue a una iglesia y le dijo a Dios: Por favor Dios mío mira que faltan tres meses para que me case y no tengo dinero por favor haz que me saque la lotería A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray... "God Suvalkietis kasdien meldžiasi: - Padėkit Un popa sarac se hotaraste sa ceara ajutorul Divinitatii ca sa scape si el de saracie . Astfel omul nostru se ducea in fiecare zi la Troita si se ruga cu inversunare : "Doamne ... te rog ...... Skotten ber till Gud att han ska vinna högsta vinsten i ett lotteri. - Oh David est dans une mauvaise passe niveau argent… Il ne voit pas d’autre solution que de gagner à la loterie pour se sortir de là. Il se rend à la synagogue et se met à prier pour gagner. Le jour du... Ciro va da San Gennaro e gli chiede: "San Gennaro se mi fai vincere 50.000 euro alla lotteria ti prometto che 5.000 ne darò alla tua chiesa". Dopo un po' Ciro torna da San Gennaro egli chiede: "Se... Un ebreo di nome Giacobbe si trova in cattiva situazione economica Pagyvenęs žydas visą gyvenimą meldėsi Dievui