Eine Frau geht zum BMW-Händler. Sie schaut sich um, und plötzlich sieht sie das perfekte Auto. Sie geht, hinüber um sich das Auto näher anzusehen. Als sie sich vorbeugt, um die edle Lederpolsterung zu erfühlen, entkommt ihr ein lauter Furz. Verlegen blickt sie sich um, ob irgendwer den kleinen... Uma senhora entra em uma concessionária Mercedes. Ela olha ao redor, acha o carro perfeito e começa a examiná-lo. Ao inclinar-se para ver se tinha revestimento de couro, deixa escapar um sonoro... Een vrouw loopt een Mercedes-showroom binnen. Ze kijkt wat rond, totdat ze de perfecte auto ziet. Ze gaat hem eens van dichtbij bekijken, maar als ze bukt om de leren bekleding goed te voelen, laat... ¡ Mierda de crisis! Una mujer entra en un concierto de BMW. Ve un coche que le gusta y se acerca a inspeccionarlo. Al agacharse a ver el interior se le escapa un sonoro pedo. Preucupada, se gira... A woman walks into a store that sells expensive rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very embarrassed she... Una signora entra in una concessionaria auto e si mette ad osservare una stupenda BMW. Osserva, tocca, accarezza la carrozzeria. Ad un tratto, chinandosi per annusare l’inebriante odore della pelle...
A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store.
She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little "accident!" she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" 
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shiт when I tell you the price."
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Eine Frau geht zum BMW-Händler. Sie schaut sich um, und plötzlich sieht sie das perfekte Auto. Sie geht, hinüber um sich das Auto näher anzusehen. Als sie sich vorbeugt, um die edle Lederpolsterung zu erfühlen, entkommt ihr ein lauter Furz. Verlegen blickt sie sich um, ob irgendwer den kleinen... Uma senhora entra em uma concessionária Mercedes. Ela olha ao redor, acha o carro perfeito e começa a examiná-lo. Ao inclinar-se para ver se tinha revestimento de couro, deixa escapar um sonoro... Een vrouw loopt een Mercedes-showroom binnen. Ze kijkt wat rond, totdat ze de perfecte auto ziet. Ze gaat hem eens van dichtbij bekijken, maar als ze bukt om de leren bekleding goed te voelen, laat... ¡ Mierda de crisis! Una mujer entra en un concierto de BMW. Ve un coche que le gusta y se acerca a inspeccionarlo. Al agacharse a ver el interior se le escapa un sonoro pedo. Preucupada, se gira... A woman walks into a store that sells expensive rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very embarrassed she... Una signora entra in una concessionaria auto e si mette ad osservare una stupenda BMW. Osserva, tocca, accarezza la carrozzeria. Ad un tratto, chinandosi per annusare l’inebriante odore della pelle...