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Пиян мъж отива в РПУ-то: В съдебната зала тече дело срещу крадец. Жертвата задава въпрос: Un uomo vittima di una rapina in casa viene contattato dal commissario che gli racconta anche della cattura del ladro. L De inbreker die gisteren heeft ingebroken bij mij, kan ik deze spreken? Ik wil heel graag weten hoe het hem gelukt is om binnen te komen, zonder mijn vrouw wakker te maken! På politistationen. - Jeg vil gerne tale med den indbrudstyv, De arresterede i går i mit hus. - Det kan ikke lade sig gøre. De må vente, til hans sag kommer for retten. - Jamen, jeg vil bare vide,...
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
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Пиян мъж отива в РПУ-то: В съдебната зала тече дело срещу крадец. Жертвата задава въпрос: Un uomo vittima di una rapina in casa viene contattato dal commissario che gli racconta anche della cattura del ladro. L De inbreker die gisteren heeft ingebroken bij mij, kan ik deze spreken? Ik wil heel graag weten hoe het hem gelukt is om binnen te komen, zonder mijn vrouw wakker te maken! På politistationen. - Jeg vil gerne tale med den indbrudstyv, De arresterede i går i mit hus. - Det kan ikke lade sig gøre. De må vente, til hans sag kommer for retten. - Jamen, jeg vil bare vide,...
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