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Две монахини стоят край пътя и държат табела: A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road holding up a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!” Deutsch Español Русский Français Italiano Αμαρτήματα Македонски Türkçe Українська Dois amigos caipiras estavam pescando à beira de uma estrada. Perto do lugar onde se situavam, eles fixaram uma placa com os dizeres: "O fim está próximo! Mude de rumo antes que seja tarde!" Um motorista que estava passando no local gritou para os dois: — Não me encham a paciência, seus malucos !... Polski Två präster stod vid vägkanten och höll upp en skylt med orden: - Slutet är nära. Vänd om innan det är försent. - Lägg av, era religiösa idioter, vrålade en bilist då han körde förbi. När... Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road holding up a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!”
A passing driver yells, “You guys are nuts!” and speeds past them. From around the curve, they hear screeching tires—then a big splash. The priest turns to the pastor and says:
“Do you think we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”

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Две монахини стоят край пътя и държат табела: Ο παπάς και ο ραβίνος Αμαρτήματα Dois amigos caipiras estavam pescando à beira de uma estrada. Perto do lugar onde se situavam, eles fixaram uma placa com os dizeres: "O fim está próximo! Mude de rumo antes que seja tarde!" Um motorista que estava passando no local gritou para os dois: — Não me encham a paciência, seus malucos !... Två präster stod vid vägkanten och höll upp en skylt med orden: - Slutet är nära. Vänd om innan det är försent. - Lägg av, era religiösa idioter, vrålade en bilist då han körde förbi. När... A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each...
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