Efter en lång tids sjukdom dog en kvinna och kom till porten till himlen. När hon väntade på Sankte Pär tjuvtittade hon igenom porten. Hon såg ett underbart dukat bord. Runt bordet satt hennes föräldrar och andra människor som hon kände sedan tidigare. Alla hälsade glatt. När Sankte Pär kom... Um rapaz viajava de carro com a sogra. Houve um acidente e os dois morreram instantaneamente. O genro chegou ao céu e São Pedro lhe disse: Aqui tem muita gente, Deus quer que eu faça um teste e só... Una mujer se muere. Al llegar al cielo, San Pedro no está y se entretiene mirando por las rejas. Allí ve un gran banquete, con todos sus familiares y amigos que murieron ya. ¡ Hola, que bien!... After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting... C
A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.
She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful. Did I really make it to heaven?"
To which St. Peter replied, "Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven. But you must do one more thing before you can enter."
The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do to pass through the gates. "Spell a word," St. Peter replied.
"What word?" she asked.
"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice."
The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love. L-o-v-e."
St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he went to the bathroom. "I'd be honored," she said,
"But what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?"
St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman to simply have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she had done. So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching the beautiful angels soaring around her when a man approaches the gates. She realizes it is her loser husband. "What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"
Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said,
"I was so drunк when I left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I really make it to Heaven?"
To which the woman replied, "Not yet. You must spell a word first."
"What word?" he asked.
The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia."
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Efter en lång tids sjukdom dog en kvinna och kom till porten till himlen. När hon väntade på Sankte Pär tjuvtittade hon igenom porten. Hon såg ett underbart dukat bord. Runt bordet satt hennes föräldrar och andra människor som hon kände sedan tidigare. Alla hälsade glatt. När Sankte Pär kom... Um rapaz viajava de carro com a sogra. Houve um acidente e os dois morreram instantaneamente. O genro chegou ao céu e São Pedro lhe disse: Aqui tem muita gente, Deus quer que eu faça um teste e só... Una mujer se muere. Al llegar al cielo, San Pedro no está y se entretiene mirando por las rejas. Allí ve un gran banquete, con todos sus familiares y amigos que murieron ya. ¡ Hola, que bien!... After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting... C