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Kommt der Erzengel zu Adam und sagt: Бог дал на мъжете мозък и пенис Dios llama a Adán y le dice: Един ден Господ отишъл при Адам и му казал: God said to Adam God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time. Dieu dit à Adam Dios le dice a Adán: - Debo darte dos noticias Den ena tjejen till den andra: - Gud utrustade mannen med hjärna och snopp Um dia Intr-o zi Isten így szól Ádámhoz : - Van egy jó és egy rossz hírem Számodra. - Előbb a jót mond - feleli Ádám. - Kapsz tőlem két ajándékot: agyat és Farkat. - Remek Ο Θεός έδωσε στον άντρα εγκέφαλο και γενετικά όργανα Stworzyciel przygląda się nie ukończonemu jeszcze w pełni Adamowi i mówi do niego: - "Adamie: mam dla ciebie dwie wiadomości jedną dobrą drugą złą. Dobra wiadomość jest taka
God came to Adam and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news."
"Well, give me the good news first," Adam replied.
"I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other оrgаn I have for you is called a реnis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet."
Adam exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
"The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."
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Kommt der Erzengel zu Adam und sagt: Бог дал на мъжете мозък и пенис Dios llama a Adán y le dice: Един ден Господ отишъл при Адам и му казал: God said to Adam God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time. Dieu dit à Adam Dios le dice a Adán: - Debo darte dos noticias Den ena tjejen till den andra: - Gud utrustade mannen med hjärna och snopp Um dia Intr-o zi Isten így szól Ádámhoz : - Van egy jó és egy rossz hírem Számodra. - Előbb a jót mond - feleli Ádám. - Kapsz tőlem két ajándékot: agyat és Farkat. - Remek Ο Θεός έδωσε στον άντρα εγκέφαλο και γενετικά όργανα Stworzyciel przygląda się nie ukończonemu jeszcze w pełni Adamowi i mówi do niego: - "Adamie: mam dla ciebie dwie wiadomości jedną dobrą drugą złą. Dobra wiadomość jest taka
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