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Saw this bumper sticker in L. A. - "I'm not drunк, I'm Asian"
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Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
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La señora y el mensaje del marido
der Pfarrer wars
Чапаев бил много болен и стоял на системи.
O sujeito está no hospital à beira da morte
Barzelletta "C'è un cinese in coma": Un carabiniere tampona una macchina guidata da un cinese
El viejo está muy enfermo. Le han colocado una bomba de oxígeno
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn” Suddenly right in front of...
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. Ching chang chong ting.
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How do Asians name their babies?
They throw a can down the stairs.
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How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. Ching chang chong ting.
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How do Asians name their babies? They throw a can down the stairs.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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Ποιός οδηγεί;
Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός;
Сириец
- Негр и мексиканец едут в машине.
Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche:
Ein Türke
Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken
Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец
2 turken zitten in de auto
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
There's a black and a Mexican in a car
En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent.
En Tyrker
To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran..
Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand.
- Egy ukrán
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a воnеr?
He hit his nose.
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Yo mama's so fат, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fоок Hing Book Store".
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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Billy:
"I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark:
"Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy:
"Because he crosses multiplies."
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Дали сите Кинези знаат карате?
Седим си вчера у една кръчма у Перник.
Вчера в мой любимый бар зашел китаец. Я спросил
Вчера в баре ко мне за столик подсел китаец
Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said:
Оди кинез во кафана
A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks:
"Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that shiт?"
Offended the Asian man replies: "What you think that just because I'm asian I know martial arts?"
The man replies: "Nah its because you're drinking my fуcking bourbon"
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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What the number one сriме in asia?
Identity theft.
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