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You're so pretty, you could be in a вееr commercial.

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You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

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Look, if crying doesn't solve the problem, then maybe I'm just not the person you should be asking.

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I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes.

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I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

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I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%.

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Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

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You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.

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I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just nuts.

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When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.

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Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!

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Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries

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I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better.

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