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Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...

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My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.

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If someone hates you for no reason, give that мотhеrfuскеr a reason.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.

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I don't care who you are, but if you're reading this I still don't care.

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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

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My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle.

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Ask me about my vow of silence.

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I don't ignore people, I just choose to not notice them.

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Сrар. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that... Your numbers not in it.

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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

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I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it.

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Titanic was such a beautiful movie, it always gets me. Makes me wanna go on a cruise like that one day.

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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

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Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today.

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I just want to live in a world where people come with on/off switches.

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