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Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?
Because he split!

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What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys?
A bunch of idiots.

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What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.

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What did the green banana think about the ripe banana?
He was green with envy.

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What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your вuтт?
A bananosecond.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.

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Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital?
He had yellow mellow fever.

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What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the banana get so many Valentine’s Day gifts?
Because it was SO sweet.

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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
They were empty.

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What did the orange say to the green banana?
You don’t look like you’re peeling well.

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Knock Knock Who’s there!
Banana! Banana who? Banana split some ice cream?

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Why did the banana farmer lose his job?
Because he kept throwing away the веnт bananas.

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What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber.

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What do bananas wear on their feet?
A pair of slippers.

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What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?
He split.

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What happened to the banana who got a sunburn?
He peeled.

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What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas?
A monkey going bananas.

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