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Why do bananas use sunblock?
Because otherwise, they’d peel.

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Where do bananas go shopping for clothes?
Banana Republic.

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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An electric banana.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

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How does a banana answer the phone?
“Yellow?”

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They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they’re long enough already.

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What happens when two bananas break up?
A banana split.

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What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
Side-splitting ones.

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What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?
Yellow, nice to meet you.

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Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches.

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What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?
Your teeth!

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.

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What do you do when you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.

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Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.

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A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.

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What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.

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