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Двама мъже хванали две монахини и почнали да ги изнасилват. Двама изнасилват две монахини. Едната казва: 2 monjas que las estan violando a la vez. Dos violadores que ingresan al convento Santa Clara Dos monjitas están siendo violadas Två nunnor strosar genom en mörk gränd då två stora män hoppar fram och börjar våldta dem. Den första nunnan tittar upp mot himlen och skriker. - Förlåt dem fader Twee nonnen lopen door een donker steegje en worden plotseling gegrepen door twee mannen. Terwijl ze wordt verkracht Zwei Nonnen werden auf dem Weg ins Kloster von zwei Burschen belästigt. "Herr Er lopen twee nonnen door een donkere steeg. Plotseling worden ze overvallen door twee wilde mannen en voor ze het weten liggen ze naakt op de grond. Zegt de ene non tegen de andere: “Oh God... Het is avond en twee nonnen lopen samen naar de kerk. Ineens worden ze door 2 mannen een steegje ingetrokken. De mannen beginnen de nonnen te betasten en voordat de nonnen het beseffen worden ze... Dos monjas en el amazonas Estas son 2 monjas que ivan por la calle y le saltan 2 atracadores
Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having sеx with them.
One nun says "God, forgive them for they know not what they are doing!"
The second nun says "Speak for yours! Mine is a Master!"
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Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.
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За български - натиснете 1 Ако не разбирате български - натиснете 2
If you understand English, press 1.
If you do not understand English, press 2.
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Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.
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What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve?
Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rестuм, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rестuм and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rестuм should be the boss.
The moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... the аsshоlе is usually in charge.
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Нервирање Γιατί ασπρίζουν τα μαλλιά; Майка към синчето си: Майка към синчето си: Um dia 10-åriga Cilla har inte städat sitt rum och fått en rejäl utskällning av mamma och det hela har slutat med gråt och skrik. Någon timme senare har de två försonats och Cilla sitter uppkrupen i... Toto est dans la cuisine avec sa maman. Il lui arrache les cheveux en lui demandant : - "Pourquoi tu as des cheveux blanc ?" Sa maman lui répond alors: - "À chaque fois que tu fais une bétise je... Una nena está observando la cabeza a su mamá y le dice: Mira Le petit Toto demande à sa mère: - Pourquoi tu as des cheveux blancs maman ? Sa mère lui répond: - J’ai des cheveux blancs parce que tu fais trop de bêtises et tu m’énerve ! Toto répond: - Tu... Çocuk annesine sormuş. - "Anne senin saçların neden beyaz?" Anne cevap vermiş. - "Sen beni üzdüğün zaman benim saçımın bir teli beyazlıyor." Çocuk anlamış bir şekilde; - "Anneannemin bütün saç... När lilla Jenny satt och tittade på medan hennes mamma lagade mat upptäckte hon att hennes mamma hade flera vita hårstrån i sitt annars bruna hår. Hon frågade då nyfiket. - Mamma? Varför är en del... O fetita o intreaba pe mama ei: - Mama - Maman maman Jantje : "Mama Toto demande à sa mère. - Maman sa fais quoi d'avoir un cheveu blanc ? - Et bien tu vois mon chérie a chaque fois que tu fais une bêtise j'en ai un de plus. - Et que ce que ta fais a mamie pour... Jantje vraagt waarom heb je grijs haar mam. Omdat mijn kinderen stout zijn begint mama. Waarom heeft oma dan grijshaar zegt Jantje. La madre le dice a Pepito: - A ver si te portas bien La madre de Jaimito le esta echando una bronca: - Jaimito Lille Per stod og kiggede på sin mor som vaskede op. Efter at have stirret meget intenst på moderens hår i nogle minutter Bart vraagt aan z'n moeder: 'Waarom krijgen heel veel mensen grijze haren?' Moeder: 'Als kinderen heel erg zeuren en vervelend zijn
Son: "Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?"
Father: "Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white."
Son: "Oh now I understood why all grandfathers' hairs are white."
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Two kids were talking together.
First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands."
Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?"
First: "Yes, of course."
Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fuскing beautiful!'"
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One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor's daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing the door.
I told him: "Your daughter hasn't married yet I wonder how it is possible a girl without any husband be pregnant?
For a moment her father with a bitter smile said: "She isn't pregnant; it is all wind in her belly. She farts and would recovery."
Next year perchance I saw the same girl with a baby in her arms.
Next day when I was going out facing her father so I told him: "I saw your daughter with her fаrт in her arms."
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A marine general, an army general, and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.
The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!"
The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?"
The general says, "See that man over there? Кill him!"
Without hesitating, the private kills the man.
The general says, "See? That man has ваlls!"
The marine general says, "That's nothing. Private, get over here!"
The marine private reports, "Yes, sir?".
The marine general says, "See that man over there? Кill him and then кill yourself."
Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.
The marine general says, "See? Now that man has ваlls!"
The admiral says, "That's nothing."
He calls to a sеамаn high up on a tower, "Hey, sеамаn, jump off that tower!"
The sеамаn answers, "Excuse me, sir?"
The admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"
The sеамаn replies, "Fuск you, sir!"
The admiral says, "See? That man has ваlls and he's got brains too!"
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I was invited to a party.
Suddenly I farted when an angry man shouted: "Why do you fаrт in presence of my wife?"
I only gazed him for some moments and calmly told him:"Sorry I didn't know it was her turn."
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Mum: "How would you describe me?"
Dad: "ABCDEFGHIJK"
Mum: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent."
Mum: "What about JK?"
Dad: "Just Kidding."
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Q: Famous last words of a bomb disposal expert?
A: "Yes, the red wire."
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I love in horror movies how the person yells out "Hello?!"
as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
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Three women were debating about how wide their рussy are.
The first one said: "When my husband makes sеx he puts his реnis and his testicles in my рussy."
The second lady said: "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
It was the turn of the third woman that pointed to her рussy and said: Jimy; Jimy come out, please."
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Wife: "Give me some money. I want to buy a вrа."
Husband: "Why? You have nothing to put in it!"
Wife: "You wear shorts!"
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Η οροφή Πέρα βρέχει.... Две блондинки отиват на пазар. Блондинка на бензиностанция. Зарежда колата Eine Blondine stürmt in eine Werkstatt und hechelt: A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager There are three blonds that went to the store. Μια ξανθιά κλείδωσε τα κλειδιά της στο αυτοκίνητο. Πηγαίνει λοιπόν σε ένα συνεργείο και ζητάει ένα σύρμα για να τραβήξει την ασφάλεια από το λίγο ανοιχτό παράθυρο του αυτοκινήτου της. Έκπληκτος ο μηχανικός που μια ξανθιά μπόρεσε να σκεφθεί μια τέτοια λύση Två blondiner hade råkat låsa in sina nycklar i bilen. En av blondinerna försökte bryta sig in i bilen medans den andra kollade så att kusten var klar. Till sist gav den första blondinen upp och sa: - Jäklar Deux blondes sont dans un stationnement en train d'essayer de débarrer la porte de leur Mercedes avec un support car elles ont embarré les clefs a l'intérieur... La première blonde dit : - Maudit Twee blondjes staan bij de auto te sukkelen met het slot. Ze zijn namelijk de sleutel kwijt. Plots begint het zachtjes te regenen. Zegt het ene blondje tegen het andere: "Schiet op Det var en gang to blondine som var å handlet. Da de kom tilbake til bilen Sally and Brenda (both blondes) exited and locked the car in a hurry Δυο ξανθιές προσπαθούν να ξεκλειδώσουν την πόρτα του αυτοκινήτου τους με μια κρεμάστρα. Πρώτη ξανθιά: Δεν μπορώ να την ξεκλειδώσω αυτή την πόρτα Δεύτερη ξανθιά: Καλύτερα να βιαστείς. Έχει ξεκινήσει...
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car.
The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"
The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
The other one answered," No, people will think we're too sтuрid to use the coat hanger."
The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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