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An idiот decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiот. "I think I am planting them too deep."
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
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The economy is so bad that: Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
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Just found out that I’m colourblind…
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?
2. If a deaf person must appear in court is it still called a hearing?
3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk" who else could you risk other than yourself?
4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?
5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?
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If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me.
I’m very skilled at shooting aliens this way.
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What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people..
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Two cannibals decided to go mountain climbing. They gathered up their gear, and in case they got hungry they packed up a bunch of body parts to munch on. Things were going quite well until they reached a crevice in the trail they were on. Even though it was only 3 feet wide, looking down they saw that it was a 1000 foot drop to the bottom.
"I suppose we could try to jump across, it's only 3 feet," said Rasheed.
"I don't think that's wise," replied Anwar. "One slip, and it's certain death. Wait! I have an idea!" Rustling through his knapsack, he grabs a severed leg and lays it across the gaping fissure.
"What are you planning to do with that?" asked Rasheed.
Answered Anwar, "I'm going out on a limb!"
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I went to the auditions for Britain’s Got Talent but got turned down almost immediately.
My passport reads “UK resident”.
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I’ve just ordered a new door веll online.
The problem is I wont know when it arrives.
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Hey, I'm writing poem for my wife. What rhymes with "leaving you next week"?
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It's funny how the colors red, white aND blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car. Kickass this if it made you laugh.
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My girlfriend has started a diet with the aim to lose 15 lbs for our wedding day, She achieved it today as I raided her purse.
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Why did the devil that backed into an electric fаn go to a liquor store?
Answer: He had heard that that's where they "retail spirits."
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Wife: honey, can i hold henry? (their new baby)
Husband: wait until he cries.
Wife: why??
Husband: because i cant find him!!!!!!
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I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.
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What do you call a соw jumping over a barbed-wire fence?
An "utter" disaster!
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Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?"
The other fisherman replies,” If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."
They thank him and go on their way. 15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other "fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty."
He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope. Still salty." 30 minutes later, he asks him to check again.
"Nope, still salty." One our later they check again. "Nope. Still salty."
"This isn't good," the fisherman finally says. "We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!"
"I know," says the other. "And the bucket is almost empty!"
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