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Kickass if you hate when people do long comebacks and they keep putting:
Others: OHHHHHHHHHH
Like, that just ruins the joke.

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If a gаy guy goes into a coma does that make him a vegetable or a fruit?

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After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, what’s the name of this dance?
"She said I don't know; this is the line for the bathroom"

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I was having a conversation with someone the other day, and they said, 'Well, you know how we overachievers are.' No, I don't.

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Why do new born babies never get any birthday cake?

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Why are hurricanes and cyclones always given non threatening names, like Wilma and George?
Surely, ‘hurricane run like fuск’ or ‘cyclone ваsтаrd’ would be more appropriate?

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Sign on a rural fence...
Is there life after DEATH?
Trespass here and find out!

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Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar and ordered a вееr and a mop?

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Did you know that "verb" is a noun?
If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice?
Why is the plural of goose-geese, and not the plural of moose-meese?

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What do you call the first chicken on the sun?
Fried Chicken

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I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep.

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What did the spider say to the beetle?
“Stop bugging me.”

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(NAME) is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon - he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes

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Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Caller: Help! My wife is in labor and I don't know what to do!
Operator: Is this her firstborn?
Caller: No, this is her husband.

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Yesterday I saw a bus load of terrorists fall of a cliff, I cried. There was two empty seats.

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A city feller who didn't know the front end of a goat from a magnolia bush was watching his weekend host's daughter milking her соw when a farm hand hollered, "Watch out, here comes the bull!"
The city feller vaulted a fence for safety, but noted to his surprise that the girl never budged from her stool. Furthermore, the bull stopped abruptly, snorted almost apologetically and meekly retreated to his
Enclosure.
"Weren't you petrified?" demanded the guest. "Not me," said the milkmaid, "but I reckon the bull was. This here соw's his mother-in-law."

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"I’m getting a divorce," said Jack to his mate, Bill. ‘The wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months."
Bill thought for a moment and then replied,’ Just make sure you know what you’re doing, Jack. Wives like that are hard to find"

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Hmm what if Kickasshumor wasn't just a website for people to write down their joke but a group of comedians stealing our lines.

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