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Which tea is the most popular in psychiatries?
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I made a beginner’s mistake and went shopping on an empty stomach.
I am now the happy owner of aisle 7.
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Последните думи на парашутист: - Мамка им на тия молци ...
Last words of a skydiver?
Oh сrар, those annoying clothes moths!!!
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Љубов Ме сакаш ли? Ο Αδάμ Αδάμ και Εύα. адам и ева прогуливаются по эдемскому саду. ева спрашивает адама: -... Θεός- Αδάμ... Райската градина. Адам и Ева се разхождат Адам и Ева се разхождат из райската градина. Adam och Eva: - Adam, älskar du mig? - Javisst, vem annars? Eva fragt Adam im Paradies: "Adam, liebst du mich noch?" Adam: "Wen denn sonst?" Nun dia lindo Adão e Eva estão sentados no Jardim do Eden, quando Eva faz a seguinte pergunta a Adão: " Querido tu me amas?" E ele responde - E por acaso tem outra? Hørt når Adam spurte Eva om hun elsket han? - Ja, hvem ellers? Adam en Eva lopen door hun paradijs wanneer Eva ineens vraagt “Adam, hou jij nog steeds van mij?” waarop Adam antwoordt “Ja natuurlijk, van wie anders?” Rakastatko sinä minua Eeva, Aatami kysyi. No ketä muutakaan, Eeva ärähti. Eva en Adam liggen in de zon . Opeens vraagt Eva aan Adam: Zeg adam, houde gij eigenlijk nog van mij??? Natuurlijk zegt Adam met een teleurgesteld gezicht en hij zegt: Ja duuh stoem wijf, van wie... Adam: Eva, vil du gifte deg med meg? Eva: Ja. hvem ellers? Adão e Eva estavam no paraíso, quando Eva pergunta para Adão: — Bem, você me ama de verdade? Então Adão responde: — E eu tenho lá outra escolha! Adam wandelt voor de zondeval met God in de hof van Eden. Adam: "Waarom heeft u me eigenlijk zo Idzie Adam i Ewa przez Raj. Ewa pyta Adama drżącym głosem: - Adamie kochasz Ty mnie? Adam odpowiada: - A kogo mam kochać? Adão e Eva passeiam pelo Paraíso: - Você me ama? - pergunta Eva. - E eu lá tenho escolha? Adam vraagt aan Eva: "Ben je op mij verliefd?" Zegt Eva: "Ja, op wie anders?" Eva: „Miluješ mě?” Adam: „A mám na výběr?” Adam si Eva se plimbau prin Rai: - Tu ma iubesti? - intreaba Eva. - Da, si mai departe ce facem? ... cu un ton Indiferent, raspunse Adam. Mannen säger till Gud: - Gud, varför har du gjort kvinnan så vacker? - För att du skulle kunna älska henne”, svarar Gud. - Varför gjorde du henne så dum? Så att hon skulle kunna älska dig.
Eva asks Adam in the Garden of Eden:
“Adam, do you desire me and me only? ”
“Sure thing, baby,” replies Adam affectionately, “who else?”
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I really can’t stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me.
Do they really have to rub it in that they’ve got more cash than I do?
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"Mom, how come I still didn’t get my period? I mean I’m already 19 and Janet got hers when she was just 13!"
"Listen to me, Brian, you’re NOT getting a period ever!"
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Excuse me, didn’t you forget to flush the toilet?
Of course I did, otherwise it wouldn’t stink like this, would it?
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Don’t you hate it when you come to somebody’s place and they just can’t shut up asking you sтuрid questions like “what do you want” and “who are you” and “омg is that a real gun? ”
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Conductor on a train:
“But sir, you cannot travel with this! This is a child’s ticket! You’re at least 25 years old!”
“You see how horribly long your delays are? You should be ashamed!”
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Интелигенција Η Εξυπνάδα A little boy went up to his father and asked: Die Tochter: "Du Papa, die Intelligenz hab ich von dir." Darauf der Papa: "Das freut mich ja sehr, dass du das sagst, aber wie kommst du denn darauf?" "Na, die Mama hat ihre ja noch!" Le petit gars demande a son père :  - Papa, quand je suis venu au monde, qui m Papa, quand je suis né qui m’a donné mon intelligence ? Sans doute ta mère parce que, moi, j’ai encore la mienne ! - Papa, de qui je tiens mon intelligence ? - De ta mère ! Moi, la mienne, je l Een getrouwd stel zitten samen op de bank. Vraagt de vrouw aan de man “Van wie zou onze dochter toch haar intelligentie hebben? Antwoordt de man “Ik denk toch echt van jouw, ik heb de mijne... A criança pergunta ao pai: — Papai, quando eu vim ao mundo, quem me deu minha inteligência? — Com certeza tua mãe, já que eu ainda tenho a minha... Küçük Mahmut derslerine çok iyi çalışıyordu, sonuç olarak daima sınıfın birincisiydi. Babasının bu işe çok sevindiğini söylemeye gerek yok. O akşam baba oğlanın getirdiği pekiyilerle dolu... Llega una niña corriendo con su mamá y le pregunta: - ¡Mamá, mamá! - ¿Qué hija? - Yo de quién saqué la inteligencia, ¿de ti o de papá? Y ella le contesta: - De tu papá. Y la niña le dice: - ¿Por... Era una niña, saliendo de la escuela, apresurada llegó con su mamá, y le preguntó: - ¡Mamá, mamá! Soy muy inteligente, ¿podrías decirme de quién heredé la inteligencia? A lo que le respondió su... Vraagt de vrouw aan de man : "Van wie heeft onze dochter haar intelligentie?" Zegt de man: "Natuurlijk van jou, ik heb het mijne nog..." A gyerek kérdezi otthon az apját: - Apu! Az eszemet melyikőtöktől örököltem? - Biztosan anyádtól fiam, mert az enyém még megvan!
“Daddy, I inherited my intelligence from you, didn’t I? ”
“That’s right my clever girl!”
“That makes sense, because mommy’s still got hers.”
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My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.
I can tell you I nearly shiт her pants.
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What method of contraception do you use? I’m always really nice and kind. - Peter, 32, best friend of many, many women
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I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently that I made a new, firm New Year’s resolution: NO MORE READING!
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Two blind dudes are fighting really viciously. How do you stop them?
You shout, “I’m betting on the dude with the knife!”
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A tourist is enjoying the sights from the famous Tashkent tower in Uzbekistan when suddenly a guy in a hang-glider arrives, smashes into the tower and tumbles down to certain death.
Shortly afterwards, a second hang-glider does exactly the same.
The horrified tourist turns to the local guide, asking what on Earth just happened.
The guide shrugs, “You know how it is. Poor country, poor terrorists.”
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Just imagine, you’re a pair of jogging pants.
You expect a nice and easy life of lying on the sofa. And then WТF?! You get bought by an ambitious jogger!
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I’ve just been to the drugstore and saw that they’re selling lemon-scented intimate deodorants.
Yeah, this really makes sense actually because lemon goes very well with fish.
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I heard the Secret Service had to change their commands. They can't say "Get down!" anymore when the President is under attack. Now it's "Donald! Duck!"
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