// Doctors have gone on strike, but their demands are unclear

My step mother came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off.

So I took off her blouse.
She said, “Now off with the skirt.”
I did, and she continued, “Now take off my stockings.”
And when I did that, she said, “Now the bra and the panties.”
I took them off. She continued, “And don’t ever let me catch you wearing my stuff again!”

They say you can’t get a decent job without education.

But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!

I did a self-defense course.

I wouldn’t recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion now.

Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said:

“Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”
“No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“

Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument.

I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.