Американска правда
Детска градина в Америка.
Детска градина в Америка. Учителката събира децата:
Lehrer: "Jürgen, buchstabiere Mama!" - "M A M A." Lehrer: "Sabine, buchstabiere Papa!" - "P A P A." Lehrer: "Achmed, buchstabiere Ausländerdiskriminierung!"
Groep drie komt terug in de klas na het speelkwartier. De juffrouw vraagt aan Marietje: " Wat heb jij gedaan in de pauze?" "Ik heb in de zandbak gespeeld, juf." "Heel goed Marietje, ga maar naar...
Retstavningsprøve i 1. klasse Det var første klasse der havde retstavningsprøve for at se hvem der skulle i anden klasse. Først kom lille Ib, Læren spurgte: "Hvordan staver man til IS?" IS sagde...
Paní učitelka se 2. třídě ptá Alenky, co dělala o prázdninách. "Hrála sem si na písku." "Dobře, kdyz napíšeš na tabuli "písek" bez chyby, tak dostaneš koláč." Alenka se snažila a napsala "PÍSEK" a...
“What did you do at recess?”
Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.”
Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blâckboard, and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.”
She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess. Morris says, “I played with Sarah in the sand box.” Teacher says, “Good. If you write ‘box’ correctly on the blâckboard, I’ll give you a fresh baked cookie.” Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess. He says, “I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me.” Teacher says, “Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blâckboard and write ‘blatant racial discrimination’ I’ll give you a cookie.