Little Johnny sat on the porch with his grandad. His grandad’s having a вееr, little Johnny asks, “grandad, can I have some of your вееr?” grandad says, “can you touch your аrsе with your реnis?” Johnny says, “no,” grandad says, “you’re too young then, you can’t have any.” next minute grandad lights up a cigar, Johnny asks, “can I have some of your cigar grandad?” again grandad asks him if he can touch his аrsе with his реnis, Johnny says, “no,” grandad again tells him he’s too young, anyway Johnny starts eating choc chip cookies, grandad says, “Can I have one?” Johnny says, “can you touch your аrsе with your реnis?” grandad says, “yeah” Johnny says, “go fuск yourself then.”
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