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Chiste del borracho y la luz automática Licht beim pinkeln Η τουαλέτα Уотсън пита Холмс: Се буди мажот после тешко пијанство: Една сутрин жена попитала мьжа си: Ao sair do boteco "Ein Wunder... "Ein Wunder O bêbado chega em casa completamente embriagado. Após alguns minutos Bir gece koca eve gelmiş. Karısı da uyuyormuş. Adamın tuvaleti gelmiş. Gitmiş yapmış. Sonra da karısına : - Karıcığım sen harika bir kadınsın. Tuvaletin kapısını açınca ışık yanıyor. Bunu duyan...
Peter comes very drunк home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
“No”, she replies sleepily.
“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”
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Chiste del borracho y la luz automática Licht beim pinkeln Η τουαλέτα Уотсън пита Холмс: Се буди мажот после тешко пијанство: Една сутрин жена попитала мьжа си: Ao sair do boteco "Ein Wunder... "Ein Wunder O bêbado chega em casa completamente embriagado. Após alguns minutos Bir gece koca eve gelmiş. Karısı da uyuyormuş. Adamın tuvaleti gelmiş. Gitmiş yapmış. Sonra da karısına : - Karıcığım sen harika bir kadınsın. Tuvaletin kapısını açınca ışık yanıyor. Bunu duyan...
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