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Santa is near ….
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I can sense his presents.

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Saw a homeless couple making out. I shouted over “For fuскs sake get a box”

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom? … … A tuba toothpaste.

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‘I’ve fallen in love’
My husband yelled to me as his аrsе cheeks splashed against the toilet water.

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My girlfriend said she was in such a foul mood.
So I took her to KFC

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Is it just me……
Or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?

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The inventor of hair colouring products has dyed.

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Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax.
If you do, please give me a shout.

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My pal is 6 ft 5, and his wife of ten years is only 3ft 10.
After a decade of marriage he’s still nuts over her.

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Q. What day do you sneeze the most?
A. Ah Tuesday

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Two Irish men walk into a bar.
I would’ve thought one of them would have seen it.

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There is an American Olympic diver named “Steele Johnson”. He could have a great job in adult films with that name…

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I must admit that my sεxual desires have been getting out of hand… …
But it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I realized I had hit rock bottom… …
(Is that a form of statutory rapε ??)

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Hey! I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory!
I’ll be pulling down about 800 a week.

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I like using Latin phrases when speaking in English and vice versa.

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My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house.
Its driving him up the wall.

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The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died.
His family are taking it really hard.

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What is Relative Humidity?
The sweat on your ваlls when you sсrеw your cousin.

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