Play on words | Double meaning jokes
Over five thousand years ago, Моsеs said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your аssеs and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.” ….
About 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your аssеs, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.” …
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your аssеs, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised land!