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A redneck had become a major buyer of a furniture company in Alabama. The company sent him to buy some new lines of furniture in France, they gave him three days to buy the furniture. The redneck went over there on the first day and closed the deal with a furniture manufacturer, so he had two days left. He decided to go to a bistro and have some wine, he sat down had a glass and he sees a very good looking woman across the room and motions her so come over there, and the woman started to speak to him in french so put his hand up to hush her up, and he drew a picture of a wine glass and she nods her head and he orders her a glass of wine and they continue to talk this way, he then draws some food and she nods her head so they go to restaurant and he orders two plates of pasta and they continue to talk through drawing. When the redneck hears some music playing he draws a picture of two stick figures dancing, and she nods her head and they start dancing. So when they stop dancing the woman draws a picture of a four post bed, and till this day that redneck does not know how she knew he was in the furniture business.
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Η έξυπνη В самолет пътуват блондинка и адвокат. В самолет летят инженер и програмист. Блондинка и мъж пътуват в самолет. Οι ερωτήσεις. A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? Numa viagem longa de avião One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying Meses atrás Eine Blondine und ein Rechtsanwalt sitzen nebeneinander im Zug. Dem Rechtsanwalt ist langweilig und er denkt daran Ein Starlet sitzt während eines Langstreckenfluges neben einem Rechtsanwalt. Sie will unbedingt ihren Schönheitsschlaf halten En blondin och en advokat har platserna intill varandra under en flygning från Stockholm till London. Advokaten frågar om hon har lust med en rolig lek. Blondinen There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored New York`tan Los Angeles`e giden uçakta cingöz bir avukat ile sarışın bir hanım yanyana oturuyorlar. Avukat hem hanımla yakınlaşmak hem de hoşca vakit geçirmek için bir oyun teklif ediyor. Kabul... Een advocaat gaat op zakenreis naar het buitenland en gaat in op zijn plek in het vliegtuig zitten. Naast hem komt een jonge blondine zitten Un ingeniero y una rubia están en asientos contiguos Un avocat et une blonde sont assis un à côté de l’autre sur un long vol de Los Angeles à New York. L’avocat se penche vers elle et lui demande si elle aimerait jouer un petit jeu amusant. La blonde... En advokat sidder i toget fra kbh til Paris Een blondje en een advocaat zitten in het vliegtuig. Het blondje is moe en wil wat slapen En blondin och en advokat sitter bredvid varandra på flyget mellan Stockholm och Köpenhamn. Advokaten frågar om hon har lust att leka en kul lek? Blondinen som är trött och vill ta sig en tupplur Um advogado espertalhão e uma loira estão sentados lado a lado em um voo. Na metade do longo trajeto Blondi istuu lakimiehen vieressä pitkällä lennolla. Hän haluaisi nukkua Ei blondine og en advokat satt ved siden av hverandre på et fly. Advokaten satt hele tiden og småertet på blondinene fordi han synes hun var så dum. Etter hvert prøvde han å få henne med på en... Skrenda blondinė ir advokatas lėktuvu. Advokatas siūlo merginai sužaisti paprastą žaidimą A Loira e o Advogado Uma loira e um advogado estão sentados lado a lado num vôo de São Paulo para Belém. De repente Pas si blonde que ça ou alors c'est une fausse blonde ! Un avocat et une blonde sont assis l'un à côté de l'autre dans un avion pour un long vol. L'avocat demande à la blonde si elle veut jouer à... Blondinen og advokaten Blondine og en advokat sidder ved siden af hinanden i et fly fra Los Angeles til New York. Advokaten spørger A loira e o advogado estão sentados lado a lado num vôo. Querendo sacanear a loira Uma loira que dormia em sua poltrona do avião quando ao seu lado senta um advogado Num avião com destino á Paris senta ao lado de uma loira um advogado bem sucedido e começa a trocar perguntas com a loira que nunca responde. O advogado fala: vamos trocar charadinhas? A loira só... Letí právník z Ameriky do Evropy a vedle něj sedí blondýnka. Právník navrhne
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