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What is a rednecks best friend last words? I can do that

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You might be a redneck if you've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

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How do you get away from a redneck. Take a hard right

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You might be a redneck if you've been married 3 times and you still have the same in laws

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If your buddy says that he ran over a сооn with this truck on the way over and you think good that's one less black person in the world, you might be a redneck.

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Who needs a pickup line when ya have a pick-up truck.

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Girl: How do you do?
Redneck: Same old Method... Legs on the shoulder and then extreme jerks and shakes.....!!!!!

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If you mow your lawn and find a car...You might be a redneck.

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If you use the end of your fishing pole to unlock the inside of your car, you might be a redneck.

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You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"

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If your wife's boss paid for her воов job, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if you think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.

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You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

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You might be a redneck if, your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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If you have more guns than teeth, you might be a redneck.

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MAN: I'm so sorry the marriage didn't work out.
WOMAN: It's okay, we can still be cousins.

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If you dad walks you to school because you're both in the same class. You might be a redneck

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You might be a redneck if you use old Skoal cans for Christmas decorations

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