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Suena el teléfono a las 6 de la mañana en la recepción del hotel 11 часа през нощта. Един мъж се обажда в "Справки" и пита: Północ. W domu kierownika sklepu monopolowego dzwoni telefon: - Halo. Czy to kierownik sklepu monopolowego? - Słucham? - O której pan jutro otwiera sklep? - Pan jest bezczelny! - kierownik rzuca słuchawkę na widełki. Godzina druga w nocy. W domu kierownika sklepu monopolowego dzwoni telefon. -... At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy A las dos de la madrugada suena un teléfono y se oye la voz de un borracho: -¿ Es usted el (hip) dueeeño de la tienda (hip) de licoresssss del barrio? - Pues sí Hajnal négykor felhívja egy részeges hang a szálloda recepcióját: - Megmondaná
The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm.
"At what time do you open tomorrow?" asked the caller.
"At nine," he answered. The phone rings at midnight
"What time do you open ... in the morning?"
"At nine".
The phone rings at 4 in the morning "Whatt tim do ya openn in the mornin?"
"I told you before at nine".
"Imm just inn aa hury cause i got locked in tha stor las nite."
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Suena el teléfono a las 6 de la mañana en la recepción del hotel 11 часа през нощта. Един мъж се обажда в "Справки" и пита: Północ. W domu kierownika sklepu monopolowego dzwoni telefon: - Halo. Czy to kierownik sklepu monopolowego? - Słucham? - O której pan jutro otwiera sklep? - Pan jest bezczelny! - kierownik rzuca słuchawkę na widełki. Godzina druga w nocy. W domu kierownika sklepu monopolowego dzwoni telefon. -... At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy A las dos de la madrugada suena un teléfono y se oye la voz de un borracho: -¿ Es usted el (hip) dueeeño de la tienda (hip) de licoresssss del barrio? - Pues sí Hajnal négykor felhívja egy részeges hang a szálloda recepcióját: - Megmondaná
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