The Mathematics of Love

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A boss announces to his staff:

“I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”
A voice in the background says:
“I’m offering 200!”

I have a very good feeling about my job interview today. The manager said they were looking for somebody responsible.

“You’ve found your man,” I responded, “whenever there was a problem in my last job, they always said that I was responsible!”

At an interview:

“In the beginning, you’ll be earning 20 000, later on it can go up to 40 000.”
“OK, I’ll come again later then.”

The boss asks his employee, “Why aren’t you working?”.

The employee explains, “Sorry boss, I didn’t see you coming.”

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station… What more can I say?!

My boss bought a new sports car and parked it on his space while I was walking by him.

I congratulated him to his newest purchase. He said:
"Well, if you work hard, set yourself goals, do overtime and work with determination, I will be able to buy an even better one next year."