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да си ГО вкара в резачката на хляб Директор на консервна фабрика получава обаждане: Мъж започнал работа в консервна фабрика. Bill travaillait dans une usine de cornichons. Il avait travaillé ici depuis plusieurs années quand il rentra chez lui un soir Roger travaille dans une conserverie de légumes industrielle. ça fait quelques années déjà qu'il fait ce boulot Een man werkt in een augurkenfabriek. Op een avond komt hij thuis en zucht tegen z'n vrouw: "Schat O sujeito trabalhava há anos em uma fábrica de conservas e um dia confessa para a mulher que era possuído de uma terrível compulsão: ele tinha uma vontade enorme de colocar seu pinto em um cortador...
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his реnis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.
A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"
"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my реnis into the pickle slicer?"
His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill - I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, um, she got fired, too."
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да си ГО вкара в резачката на хляб Директор на консервна фабрика получава обаждане: Мъж започнал работа в консервна фабрика. Bill travaillait dans une usine de cornichons. Il avait travaillé ici depuis plusieurs années quand il rentra chez lui un soir Roger travaille dans une conserverie de légumes industrielle. ça fait quelques années déjà qu'il fait ce boulot Een man werkt in een augurkenfabriek. Op een avond komt hij thuis en zucht tegen z'n vrouw: "Schat O sujeito trabalhava há anos em uma fábrica de conservas e um dia confessa para a mulher que era possuído de uma terrível compulsão: ele tinha uma vontade enorme de colocar seu pinto em um cortador...
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