There are two fаggотs walking down the beach.
They are holding hands and kicking the sand with their feet. One happens to kick a lamp that is lying buried in the sand. He picks it up and starts to clean it off.
All of a sudden a Genie comes out of the lamp.
Genie, ” Man, I don’t believe it. I have been stuck in that bottle for two thousand years and the first person to come along and find me is a fаggот. I am suppose to give you three wishes but I just can’t do it. I won’t even give you two. I will give you one wish and that is it. What will it be?”
The two fаgs are excited about getting their wish but couldn’t come up with what they wanted to wish for on such short notice.
Fag #1 says,” Could you give us just a little time to think about it? I mean one wish we need a little time.”
The Genie looks down and says, “Alright you can take as long as you want but I am not going to stay here until you come up with it. I just can’t stand the sight of you two. Whenever you make up your mind just
Wish for it and it will be done.”
At that moment the Genie grabs his bottle and flies off into the sky.
Well the two fаgs decide that they will go back to the motel room and decide on what they will wish for. Once they got back, their emotions took over and they starting doing all that fаg stuff… Top and Bottom, Pitcher and Catcher
Right as they were getting into it, the door of their room gets busted down and six men in white sheets and pointed hoods come storming in. They grab the fаggотs and throw a rope around their necks.
Fag #11 looks at Fаg #2 and says, ” You know this might be a good time to use our wish.”
Fag #2 says, “I already made it.”
Fag #1 ” What the hеll did you wish for?”
Fag #2 ” Well, I wished that we were hung like two niggеrs.”
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