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Млад шотландец учи в университет в Англия. Skotten flyttet til Australia og fant en leilighet i en blokk. Etter to uker ringte moren hans for å høre hvordan det gikk. - Jeg har det fint Był sobie młody Szkot o imieniu Angus Młody McIntosh wybrał się w podróż do Francji. Po powrocie ojciec wypytuje go o wrażenia. - Ach En ung skotte flyttede hjemmefra og ind i sin egen lejlighed. Et par uger senere ringere hans forældre for at høre Шотландець приїхав учитися в англійський університет Egy skót fiú Donald MacDonald Skotten hade varit i storstaden. - Det är ett konstigt folk som bor där Ένας Σκοτσέζος
There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in.
After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life.
'I'm fine, ' Angus said. 'But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.'
'Well, ma laddie,' says his mother, 'I suggest you don't associate with people like that.'
'Oh,' says Angus, 'I don't, Mam, I don't. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing my bagpipes.'
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Млад шотландец учи в университет в Англия. Skotten flyttet til Australia og fant en leilighet i en blokk. Etter to uker ringte moren hans for å høre hvordan det gikk. - Jeg har det fint Był sobie młody Szkot o imieniu Angus Młody McIntosh wybrał się w podróż do Francji. Po powrocie ojciec wypytuje go o wrażenia. - Ach En ung skotte flyttede hjemmefra og ind i sin egen lejlighed. Et par uger senere ringere hans forældre for at høre Шотландець приїхав учитися в англійський університет Egy skót fiú Donald MacDonald Skotten hade varit i storstaden. - Det är ett konstigt folk som bor där Ένας Σκοτσέζος
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