drei Programmierer auf dem Klo
zwei Männer am Klo
Двама студенти се срещат на изхода на обществена тоалетна и единият казва на другия:
Українець і американець стоять в туалеті біля пісуарів. Українець
3 ingénieurs se retrouvent ensemble au toilette lors d'une conférence. Le premier urine
Två män
Jantje komt net van de wc af op school als hij de meester ziet staan. Zijn meester vraagt: “Hebben je ouders je niet netjes geleerd om je handen te wassen na het plassen?” “Nee” antwoordt jantje...
The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job.
As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily announced to no one in particular "At Harvard, I learned to be clean and sanitary."
The second gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a splendidly thorough job nonetheless.
As he was drying his hands (with only one paper towel), he severely announced to no one in particular, "At Yale, I learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be thrifty and environmentally conscious."
The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the sinks to the door, muttering to himself, "In kindergarten, I learned not to рiss on my hands."