// Welcome to Organic Chemistry

Welcome to Organic Chemistry

Where questions like ..
"Where do you keep your chloroform?"
do no longer suspicious


An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.

I lost an electron

Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”

neutron walks into a bar

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

subatomic duck

What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

Time travel

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
“What do we want?”.
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”.


Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

Schrodinger’s cat

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

atheists solve exponential equations

Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

new theory on inertia

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.