A first-grade teacher, Miss Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Miss Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principal's office. The principal told Miss Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test: Principal: "What is 3x3?" Boy: "9" Principal: "What is 6x6?" Boy: "36" And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Miss Neelam and tells her, "I think the boy can go to the third-grade." Miss Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agreed. Miss Neelam asks: "What does a соw have four of that I have only two of? Boy, after a moment: "Legs"! Miss Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I don't have?" Boy: "Pockets"! Miss Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" Boy: Coconut Miss Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy quickly answered.. Boy: Bubblegum Miss Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" The Principal's eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer.... Boy: Shake hands Miss Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?" Boy: "Yep" Miss Neelam: "You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do." Boy: "Tent" Miss Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vоdка peg. Boy: "Wedding Ring" Miss Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you вlоw me, you feel good." Boy: "Nose" Miss Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver." Boy: "Arrow" Miss Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?" Boy: "Firetruck" Miss Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand" Boy: "Fork" Miss Neelam: "What is it that all men have. It's longer for some men than on others. The nuns dont need it. The pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?" Boy: "SURNAME" Miss Neelam: "What part of the man has no воnе but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?" Boy: "HEART" The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher: "Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
A first-grade teacher, Miss Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Miss Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principal's
office. The principal told Miss Neelam he would give the
boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test:
Principal: "What is 3x3?"
Boy: "9"
Principal: "What is 6x6?"
Boy: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know. The principal
looks at Miss Neelam and tells her, "I think the boy can go
to the third-grade."
Miss Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agreed.
Miss Neelam asks: "What does a соw have four of that I
have only two of?
Boy, after a moment: "Legs"!
Miss Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I don't have?"
Boy: "Pockets"!
Miss Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: Coconut
Miss Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft and sticky?"
The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy quickly answered..
Boy: Bubblegum
Miss Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
The Principal's eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer....
Boy: Shake hands
Miss Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Boy: "Yep"
Miss Neelam: "You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up.. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Miss Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took
one large Patiala Vоdка peg.
Boy: "Wedding Ring"
Miss Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you вlоw me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose"
Miss Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"
Miss Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"
Miss Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand"
Boy: "Fork"
Miss Neelam: "What is it that all men have. It's longer for
some men than on others.
The nuns dont need it. The pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: "SURNAME"
Miss Neelam: "What part of the man has no воnе but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
Boy: "HEART"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the
teacher: "Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!"