Der Affe und die Billiardkugel
O sujeito entra no bar com um macaquinho no ombro
Een man wandelt een bar binnen met zijn huisdier
Een man wandelt met zijn aap een bar binnen "Ja
En man stiger in på en bar. I sällskap har han sin lilla tama apa. Mannen beställer in en öl och slår sig ner. Under tiden går apan runt i baren. Vid ett bord står en skål jordnötter. De äter apan...
En kille kom in i baren med en apa på axeln. - Ni får akta er för hårbollen
En mand kommer ind på en bar med sin abe. Han bestiller en øl
Numa visita a um zoológico da capital
Toda vez que o rapaz visitava o zoologico
Um homem estava andando e comendo pipoca qdo passou na frente de um zoologico e resolveu entrar. Parando em frente a jaula de um macaco
Adamın biri evcil maymunu ile bir bara gitmiş. Bir içki ısmarlamış
Un tip cu o Maimuta intra intr-un bar. Se duce omul la bar Si comanda o bere. Maimuta incepe sa sara De colo colo si baga in gura tot ce Gaseste: mananca maslinele si Ciresele de pe bar
Човек влиза в бар с домашната си маймуна. Той поръчва питие
He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild.
The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No. What did that sтuрid monkey do this time?" says the patron.
"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole" says the bartender.
"Yeah, well I hope it kills him because he's been driving me nuts," says the patron.
The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back with the monkey.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again.
While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds some peanuts on the bar.
He grabs one, sticks it up his вuтт, then pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"What now?" responds the patron.
"Well, he stuck a peanut up his вuтт, then pulled it out and ate it" says the bartender.
"Well, what do you expect?" replied the patron.
"Ever since he ate that dаrn cue ball he measures everything first!"