A man goes into a pub and asks the landlord if he has entertainment in the pub. The landlord said yes why? The man said well i write my own songs and I sing them whilst playing the piano and wondered if you were willing to give me a try. The landlord said ok we’ve got a piano. Turn up in two Saturdays time and I will give it a shot. So on the Saturday the man turns up to a packed pub. The landlord introduces him and he makes a start. The man said this is one of the first songs I wrote its called ” I’m going to fсuк my sister up the аrsе”. So he sings the song and the audience love it. The man is getting warmed up now and says this ones called ” my girlfriends рiss tastes like wine” so he does the number with rapturous applause. After he sang the next number which was called ” I like to wаnк on a Sunday” he noticed a very attractive girl in the audience and he could see up her skirt and was getting a bit of an еrестiоn. So he says I’m just going to take a 5 minute break. He rushed into the toilet and wanks off and rushes back. Just as he was about to start the next number a woman shouted out do you know ” there is sрunк running down your trousers”. He said ” know it I fсuкing wrote it”
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