Me боли главата нешто Harry ist krank Ali ist krank Carlos Отива един на доктор. сотрудник звонит шефу: - я сегодня не выйду на работу A guy comes to work very sick and asks his boss for advice. The boss says: Hung Chow calls in to work and says C'est un ouvrier qui appelle son patron... Mattias gick runt och var små sur hela tiden på jobbet. Allt var det fel på Johan gick och var mest småsur – fel på jobbet Der Erkan telefoniert mit seinem Chef! "Du Chef Xiang Li llama una mañana al trabajo: - Yo no puede tlabajá hoy Kalle va småsur Kontorsjefen har lagt merke til at en av de ansatte sitter og gaper Oddleif ringer sjefen for atter en gang gi beskjed om at han er blitt syk igjen og ikke kan komme på jobben. Sjefen Un uomo va dal dottore con una lunga storia di emicrania. Il dottore scopre che il suo povero paziente ha provato praticamente ogni terapia senza nessun miglioramento. ‘Ascolta’ dice il dottore Kung Chang llamó a su Jefe y le dijo: - Jefe Egy embert szörnyű fejfájás gyötör - Allô patron. - Oui Allô? - Patron
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sеx with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took our advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house
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Me боли главата нешто Harry ist krank Ali ist krank Carlos Отива един на доктор. сотрудник звонит шефу: - я сегодня не выйду на работу A guy comes to work very sick and asks his boss for advice. The boss says: Hung Chow calls in to work and says C'est un ouvrier qui appelle son patron... Mattias gick runt och var små sur hela tiden på jobbet. Allt var det fel på Johan gick och var mest småsur – fel på jobbet Der Erkan telefoniert mit seinem Chef! "Du Chef Xiang Li llama una mañana al trabajo: - Yo no puede tlabajá hoy Kalle va småsur Kontorsjefen har lagt merke til at en av de ansatte sitter og gaper Oddleif ringer sjefen for atter en gang gi beskjed om at han er blitt syk igjen og ikke kan komme på jobben. Sjefen Un uomo va dal dottore con una lunga storia di emicrania. Il dottore scopre che il suo povero paziente ha provato praticamente ogni terapia senza nessun miglioramento. ‘Ascolta’ dice il dottore Kung Chang llamó a su Jefe y le dijo: - Jefe Egy embert szörnyű fejfájás gyötör - Allô patron. - Oui Allô? - Patron