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Me боли главата нешто Harry ist krank Ali ist krank Carlos Отива един на доктор. сотрудник звонит шефу: - я сегодня не выйду на работу A guy comes to work very sick and asks his boss for advice. The boss says: C'est un ouvrier qui appelle son patron... Mattias gick runt och var små sur hela tiden på jobbet. Allt var det fel på Johan gick och var mest småsur – fel på jobbet A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical Der Erkan telefoniert mit seinem Chef! "Du Chef Xiang Li llama una mañana al trabajo: - Yo no puede tlabajá hoy Kalle va småsur Kontorsjefen har lagt merke til at en av de ansatte sitter og gaper Oddleif ringer sjefen for atter en gang gi beskjed om at han er blitt syk igjen og ikke kan komme på jobben. Sjefen Un uomo va dal dottore con una lunga storia di emicrania. Il dottore scopre che il suo povero paziente ha provato praticamente ogni terapia senza nessun miglioramento. ‘Ascolta’ dice il dottore Kung Chang llamó a su Jefe y le dijo: - Jefe Egy embert szörnyű fejfájás gyötör - Allô patron. - Oui Allô? - Patron
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sеx. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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Me боли главата нешто Harry ist krank Ali ist krank Carlos Отива един на доктор. сотрудник звонит шефу: - я сегодня не выйду на работу A guy comes to work very sick and asks his boss for advice. The boss says: C'est un ouvrier qui appelle son patron... Mattias gick runt och var små sur hela tiden på jobbet. Allt var det fel på Johan gick och var mest småsur – fel på jobbet A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical Der Erkan telefoniert mit seinem Chef! "Du Chef Xiang Li llama una mañana al trabajo: - Yo no puede tlabajá hoy Kalle va småsur Kontorsjefen har lagt merke til at en av de ansatte sitter og gaper Oddleif ringer sjefen for atter en gang gi beskjed om at han er blitt syk igjen og ikke kan komme på jobben. Sjefen Un uomo va dal dottore con una lunga storia di emicrania. Il dottore scopre che il suo povero paziente ha provato praticamente ogni terapia senza nessun miglioramento. ‘Ascolta’ dice il dottore Kung Chang llamó a su Jefe y le dijo: - Jefe Egy embert szörnyű fejfájás gyötör - Allô patron. - Oui Allô? - Patron
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