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Ca se passe aux U.S.A... Un soldat se précipite sur une religieuse et Запъхтян американски войник дотичва при една монахиня: Запыхавшийся американский солдат подлетает к монашке: Задъхан американски войник O soldado chegou correndo a uma bifurcação e viu uma freira de pé ali. Sem respiração Een amerikaanse GI soldaat komt al lopend op een kruispunt en ziet er een non staan. Hij vraagt: "Zuster
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of ваlls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
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Ca se passe aux U.S.A... Un soldat se précipite sur une religieuse et Запъхтян американски войник дотичва при една монахиня: Запыхавшийся американский солдат подлетает к монашке: Задъхан американски войник O soldado chegou correndo a uma bifurcação e viu uma freira de pé ali. Sem respiração Een amerikaanse GI soldaat komt al lopend op een kruispunt en ziet er een non staan. Hij vraagt: "Zuster
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