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Учителка пита класа си: –Иванчо Учителката ги прашува децата што би сакале да бидат кога ќе пораснат: A professora pergunta: Un giorno la maestra chiede ai suoi alunni che cosa farebbero una volta diventati adulti. Il primo è John: "Voglio cominciare a guidare jet.....poi quando sarò miliardario mi cercherò una... Profesoara se plimba in clasa printre elevi L'institutrice demande à la classe: - Qui voulez-vous être lorsque vous serez grand ? Jean Charles répond l'air très inspiré : - Moi je veux être milliardaire En lærerinde i 3. klasse stillede sine elever det evigt relevante spørgsmål: "Hvad vil du gerne være Učitel sa pýtá dětí v triedě:
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best вiтсh with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's вiтсh."
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Учителка пита класа си: –Иванчо Учителката ги прашува децата што би сакале да бидат кога ќе пораснат: A professora pergunta: Un giorno la maestra chiede ai suoi alunni che cosa farebbero una volta diventati adulti. Il primo è John: "Voglio cominciare a guidare jet.....poi quando sarò miliardario mi cercherò una... Profesoara se plimba in clasa printre elevi L'institutrice demande à la classe: - Qui voulez-vous être lorsque vous serez grand ? Jean Charles répond l'air très inspiré : - Moi je veux être milliardaire En lærerinde i 3. klasse stillede sine elever det evigt relevante spørgsmål: "Hvad vil du gerne være Učitel sa pýtá dětí v triedě:
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