Two Black Eyes for a Favor
Komm der Mann mit zwei blauen Augen nach Hause. Fragt die Frau:
Мъж се прибира вкъщи от черква с насинени очи.
Ο Γιαννάκης επιστρέφει από το σχολείο με το αριστερό μάτι μαυρισμένο.
Johny came crying. Dad: "What happened?" Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer
Joãozinho chega na aula com o olho roxo e a professora pergunta: — Joãozinho
Eina Petriukas su fingalais abiejose akyse ir sutinka draugą. Tas jo klausia: - Kas tau nutiko? - Ai
Чого це в тебе синець під оком? — Розумієш
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the сrаск of her вuтт.
I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next Sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the сrаск of her вuтт. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.
Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"