Komm der Mann mit zwei blauen Augen nach Hause. Fragt die Frau:
Мъж се прибира вкъщи от черква с насинени очи.
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says
Ο Γιαννάκης επιστρέφει από το σχολείο με το αριστερό μάτι μαυρισμένο.
Johny came crying. Dad: "What happened?" Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer
Joãozinho chega na aula com o olho roxo e a professora pergunta: — Joãozinho
Eina Petriukas su fingalais abiejose akyse ir sutinka draugą. Tas jo klausia: - Kas tau nutiko? - Ai
Чого це в тебе синець під оком? — Розумієш
The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her сrаск, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asks.
"Well," the man says, "I figured she preferred it in the сrаск, so I pushed it back in."