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Komm der Mann mit zwei blauen Augen nach Hause. Fragt die Frau: Чого це в тебе синець під оком? — Розумієш Eina Petriukas su fingalais abiejose akyse ir sutinka draugą. Tas jo klausia: - Kas tau nutiko? - Ai Joãozinho chega na aula com o olho roxo e a professora pergunta: — Joãozinho Johny came crying. Dad: "What happened?" Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says Мъж се прибира вкъщи от черква с насинени очи. Ο Γιαννάκης επιστρέφει από το σχολείο με το αριστερό μάτι μαυρισμένο.
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened.
The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her сrаск, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asks.
"Well," the man says, "I figured she preferred it in the сrаск, so I pushed it back in."
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Komm der Mann mit zwei blauen Augen nach Hause. Fragt die Frau: Чого це в тебе синець під оком? — Розумієш Eina Petriukas su fingalais abiejose akyse ir sutinka draugą. Tas jo klausia: - Kas tau nutiko? - Ai Joãozinho chega na aula com o olho roxo e a professora pergunta: — Joãozinho Johny came crying. Dad: "What happened?" Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says Мъж се прибира вкъщи от черква с насинени очи. Ο Γιαννάκης επιστρέφει από το σχολείο με το αριστερό μάτι μαυρισμένο.
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