An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fаrт followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, “Hon, you were right that I would fаrт my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in”.
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