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- Барсик говорит
– Писана казва
– Мурче вели дека не личиме и ти не си ми татко! – Не плачи
– Bigotes dice que no nos parecemos y que no eres mi papá. – No llores
– Minka sagt
– Minou dit qu’on ne se ressemble pas et que tu n’es pas mon père ! – Ne pleure pas
– Γατούλης λέει ότι δεν μοιάζουμε και δεν είσαι ο μπαμπάς μου! – Μην κλαις
– Мiсiо dice che non ci somigliamo e che non sei mio padre! – Non piangere
– Tekir diyor ki birbirimize benzemiyoruz ve sen benim babam değilsin! – Ağlama oğlum! Şimdi Tekir de babasına benzemeyecek!
– Мурчик каже
– Bigodes diz que não nos parecemos e que tu não és o meu pai! – Não chores
– Mruczek mówi
– Misse säger att vi inte är lika och att du inte är min pappa! – Gråt inte
– Роеs zegt dat we niet op elkaar lijken en dat jij niet mijn vader веnт! – Huil niet
– Mis siger
– Mons sier at vi ikke ligner hverandre
– Kisu sanoo
– Cirmi azt mondja
– Pisicu spune că nu semănăm și că tu nu ești tatăl meu! – Nu plânge
– Micka říká
– Murkis sako
– Minka saka
– Mica kaže da ne ličimo i da ti nisi moj tata! – Ne plači
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Добрият ловец винаги остава незабележим
Добриот ловец секогаш останува незабележан
El buen cazador siempre pasa desapercibido
Хороший охотник всегда остаётся незамеченным
Ein guter Jäger bleibt immer unbemerkt
Un bon chasseur reste toujours inaperçu
Ένας καλός κυνηγός παραμένει πάντα απαρατήρητος
Un buon cacciatore rimane sempre inosservato
İyi bir avcı her zaman fark edilmeden kalır
Добрий мисливець завжди залишається непоміченим
Um bom caçador permanece sempre despercebido
Dobry myśliwy zawsze pozostaje niezauważony
En вrа jägare förblir alltid obemärkt
Een goede jager blijft altijd onopgemerkt
En god jæger forbliver altid ubemærket
En god jeger forblir alltid ubemerket
Hyvä metsästäjä pysyy aina huomaamattomana
Egy jó vadász mindig észrevétlen marad
Un vânător bun rămâne mereu neobservat
Dobrý lovec zůstává vždy bez povšimnutí
Geras medžiotojas visada lieka nepastebėtas
Labs mednieks vienmēr paliek nepamanīts
Dobar lovac uvijek ostaje neprimijećen
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Когато майка ти ти подстриже косата...
Wenn deine Mutter dir die Haare schneidet..
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Забравих котката си навън под дъжда: Сега ме е страх да я пусна вътре
Ја заборавив мачката надвор на дождот: Сега ме е страв да ја пуштам внатре
Olvidé a mi gato afuera bajo la lluvia: Ahora tengo miedo de dejarlo entrar
Я забыл своего кота на улице под дождём: Теперь боюсь впустить его внутрь
Ich habe meine Katze im Regen draußen vergessen: Jetzt habe ich Angst
J’ai oublié mon chat dehors sous la pluie : maintenant j’ai peur de le laisser entrer
Ξέχασα τη γάτα μου έξω στη βροχή: Τώρα φοβάμαι να την αφήσω να μπει μέσα
Но dimenticato il mio gatto fuori sotto la pioggia: Ora hо paura a farlo entrare
Kedimi yağmurda dışarıda unuttum: Şimdi içeri almaya korkuyorum
Я забув свого кота надворі під дощем: Тепер боюся впустити його всередину
Esqueci o meu gato lá fora à chuva: Agora tenho medo de o deixar entrar
Zostawiłem kota na deszczu na dworze: Teraz boję się go wpuścić do środka
Jag glömde min katt ute i regnet: Nu är jag rädd för att släppa in den
Ik ben mijn kat buiten in de regen vergeten: Nu durf ik hem niet binnen te laten
Jeg glemte min kat udenfor i regnen: Nu tør jeg ikke lukke den ind
Jeg glemte katten min ute i regnet: Nå er jeg redd for å slippe den inn
Unodin kissani ulos sateeseen: Nyt pelkään päästää sen sisään
Kint hagytam a macskámat az esőben: Most félek beengedni
Am uitat pisica mea afară în ploaie: Acum mi-e frică s-o las să intre
Zapomněl jsem svou kočku venku v dešti: Teď se bojím ji pustit dovnitř
Palikau savo katę lauke per lietų: Dabar bijau ją įleisti vidun
Aizmirsu savu kaķi ārā lietū: Tagad baidos to ielaist iekšā
Zaboravio sam mačku vani na kiši: Sad se bojim pustiti je unutra
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What’s the difference between a semicolon and a cat?
One has a pause at the end of its clause, the other has claws at the end of its paws.
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I just gave my cat some 7UP.
Now he’s got 16 lives.
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News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring.
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him
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My kids cried when I told them I had put gingеr in the curry.
They loved that cat.
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*A joke my son told me* - What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A Cat-Has-Trophey!
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Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks?
They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
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Good news: cat found on mars
Bad news: curiosity killed the cat
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Wanted: £20,000 Reward for Schroedinger's Cat...
... Dead and Alive
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I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down...
So i went home to it and said "You're fат and lazy."
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What's the difference between Mufasa and a house cat?
Mufasa couldn't land on all fours.
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Im questioning my vets qualifications after diagnosing my cat with gingervitis..
There isn't a single strand of red hair on her.
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Two friends are meeting in a bar
Friend1: My wife and I got a new pet.
Friend2: Cool, what is it? A cat? A dog?
Friend1: Neither. It is a skunk.
Friend2: Oh gosh. Isn't it smelling totally awful in your home?
Friend1: Well, the pet will have to get used to it.
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