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Halloween is next month! Here's a Halloween themed joke for you all: Why is a black cat unlucky?
It means you cooked it too long.
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A vet calls a cat owner.
- Sir your wife is here with your cat, she wants me to put her to sleep. Do you agree with that?
- Yeah sure put her to sleep, and let the cat out, she knows how to come back home on her own.
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What happens when a cat gets possesed by a demon?
It needs to be purrified
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A cat jumps into a river
Catfish.
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Wouldn't it be cool if you could project cat sounds into other people's heads?
OK, just hear meow...
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How did the alcoholic cat live for so long?
He had nine livers.
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I bought a can of tuna cat food, but there was catfish meat inside.
I got catfish catfish cat fish.
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What do you call a woman who sleeps with cat-like humanoid aliens?
Thundercats Но!
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What did the cat say after hearing to a funny joke ?
Lmao.
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What do you get when you're driving down the road and throw a cat out the window?
Kitty litter.
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Grumpy cat is literally now
A dead meme.
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I just saw 'Captain Marvel'. I like how there were lots of subtle 1990's references.
Like how they made the cat with CGI from the 1990's.
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I'm a bit of a wizard when it comes to talking to animals.
I have a dog called woof. I asked him it's name, and it said woof. I have a cat called meow, because it said meow when I asked her name. And I have a parrot called Whatsyourname.
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You know what kind of jokes I hate? Cat jokes!
Just kitten.
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I heard that the cat with the worlds longest tail is 7 feet...
But I think that’s just a tall tail.
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A cat was looking at me funny...
It was staring meow-t.
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I can't watch Netflix with my cat...
Because she paws it.
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You know those weird cat-dog things in Undertale?...
I could never understand tem
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