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Define "Egghead":
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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Mom can i buy some heels?
No.
Mom can i buy a вrа?
No.
Mom can i buy a dress?
No.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
No. You never let me buy anything!
Shut up, Justin.
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I hate is when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly...
she's not your friend anymore
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Ben Laden téléphone à Bush: Estaba Bush en la Casa Blanca cuando suena el teléfono y habla Bin Laden: Bin Laden ruft Georg Bush an und sagt zu ihm: "Ich habe eine gute und eine schlechte Nachricht für dich, die gute ich ergebe mich, die schlechte Nachricht, ich komme mit dem nächsten Flieger!" Usame Bin Ladin Bush Osama Bin Laden en George W. Bush hebben een telefoongesprek. Osama zegt: "Ik heb goed en slecht nieuws, wat wil je eerst horen?" Bush antwoordt: "Het goede nieuws." "Oké," zegt Osama, "Ik geef me... Bush estava na sua mesa escrevendo e até que o telefone tocou: -Alô,quem fala? na outra linha: -Adivinha,Bush.É o Osama!!! Bush fala: -Fala Osama como vai,o que você manda? Osama responde: -... Bin Laden telefona a Bush e gli dice: "Ciao, George, ho due notizie per te, una brutta ed una bella!". E Bush: "dimmi la bella, prima." Beh, dice Bin Laden, la bella e
One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, "I’ve got good news and bad news."
Bush replied, "What’s the good news?"
"I’m turning myself in," said Osama. "But the bad news is, I’m coming on a plane."
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A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life.
“Hey Roadway driver, who are the two biggest fаgs in America?” comes from the CB.
The Roadway driver replies, “I don’t know.”
The other trucker says ” You and your brother.”
Well the Roadway driver gets annoyed but the other driver tells him “It’s just a joke – tell it to the next truck you see.”
Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour and finally sees another truck.
He gets on the CB and says “Hey other truck, do you know who the two biggest fаgs in the world are?”
The other trucker says, “I don’t know, who?”
The roadway driver replies “Me and my brother.”
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По риба Golfer Зима. Студ! Виелица! 5 часа сутринта! Мъж става в 04: Един запален по риболова мъж всяка сутрин става и излиза от къщата си в 4. В събота, рано сутринта, станах тихо, облякох се, направих си обяд и тихо отидох в гаража. Samstagmorgen bin ich sehr früh aufgestanden! Am frühen Morgen geht ein Mann auf die Jagd. Im Wald angekommen, beginnt es zu regnen, der Wind nimmt zu. Der Mann beschließt umzukehren. Жена и мъж си лежат в леглото една нощ, а навън бушува страшна буря. По едно време мъжът, запален ловджия, скача от леглото и казва на жена си, че отива на лов. Пошел мужик на рыбалку зимой. Вышел из дома — кругом пурга, метель. Решил не идти на рыбалку и вернулся домой. Ложится в постель рядом с женой, обнимает ее. Жена спрашивает: Έξι τα ξημερώματα, ο σύζυγος σηκώνεται στις μύτες των ποδιών του για να μη ξυπνήσει τη γυναίκα του. Das Wetter ist regnerisch und es ist nasskalt, aber der Angler geht ans Wasser angeln. Da sich noch ein Gewitter angesagt hat, packt er das Angelzeug nicht aus und geht zurück nach Hause und legt sich leise zu seiner Frau. Unter der Decke sagt er: Draußen ist aber ein Sauwetter! Die Frau... O sujeito estava pescando na lagoa, às sete da manhã, quando começa a garoar. Ele, um pescador fanático, não liga para a garoa e continua pescando, mas meia hora depois já cai um verdadeiro toró e... Sábado, como de hábito, o cara levantou cedo, colocou os agasalhos silenciosamente, tomou o café e até deu um passeio com o cachorro. Em seguida, foi até a garagem e engatou o barco de pesca no... Zaterdagochtend, half zeven, een fervent wielrenner ontwaakt, glipt stilletjes uit bed om z Een man staat Lördag morgon gick jag upp tidigt, klädde tyst på mig, gjorde i ordning lunchpaketet, tog med mig hunden och slank tyst in i garaget. Jag hakade på båtsläpet på bilen och backade ut ur garaget bara... A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses... Nuestro amigo Cornelio es un hombre que le gusta cuidar su figura y estado físico, así que todas las mañanas sale a trotar por el parque. Cualquier día, como de costumbre, se levanta a las 5... När jag kom hem i går begärde min fru att jag skulle ta henne till ett dyrt ställe. Jag tog henne till en bensinstation. Åsså började fajten... På kvällen låg min fru och jag i sängen och tittade... Myśliwy wychodzi wcześnie rano na polowanie. Jest jednak zimno i pada deszcz. Myśliwy decyduje się na powrót. W domu rozbiera się i kładzie w łóżku obok swojej żony. - Jak jest na zewnątrz ?... -... Sâmbătă dimineață m-am trezit devreme, m-am îmbrăcat în liniște, mi-am pregătit un pachet cu mâncare pentru prânz, am luat câinele, am mers apoi tiptil până în garaj, am atașat barca la Jeep și am... Το Σάββατο πρωί σηκώθηκα νωρίς, ντύθηκα ήσυχα, έφτιαξα το πρωινό μου και πήγα στο γκαράζ. Έδεσα την βάρκα στο φορτηγάκι, και έκανα να βγώ από γκαράζ όταν διαπίστωσα ότι έβρεχε καταρρακτωδώς. Πήγα...
One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual.
It was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house.
He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. "What terrible weather today honey," he said to her.
"Yes. And my idiот husband went fishing!" she replied.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life?
A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read."
The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
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Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you.
What do you do?
U stop imagining...
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Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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Every night I play a game called "Should I рее or can I hold it till morning".
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Q: How is a boss better than a wife?
A: A boss at least pays you for making your life miserable.
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Life may not be worth living, but what else can you do with it?
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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I’ll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She’s gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Рuff! He’s gone. "OK, you’re up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say...
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Q: What does the baker have under his apron?
A: Dough nuts.
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Life is all about mind and matter - I don't mind and You don't matter...
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- Госпожо, моля Ви! Контролирайте детето си! Непрекъснато ме имитира! Две майки се разхождат с дъщерите си. Едната майка казва на другата: Dos madres hablando: On a train: Fritzchen äfft jede Bewegung nach, die der alte Mann im Wartezimmer des Arztes macht. Das regt den alten Mann auf und er wendet sich verärgert der Mutter des Jungen zu und beschwert sich: A vizinha reclama para a mãe de Joãozinho: — Seu filho passa o dia inteiro me imitando! E a mãe do Joãozinho, virando-se para ele: — O que é isso, meu filho? Pare de bancar o idiota! Im Zug: Könnten Sie Ihrem Sohn bitte sagen, er soll aufhören, mich zu imitieren. Fritzchen, hör bitte auf so dämlich zu tun. W piaskownicy: - Czy może pani powiedzieć synowi, żeby mnie nie udawał? - Jasiu, przestań robić z siebie idiotę. O vizinho chega para mãe do Toninho e reclama: — Quer fazer o favor de pedir pro seu filho parar de me imitar. E a mãe: — Toninho, quer parar de bancar o idiota? Imitar Estan dos madres y una le dice a la otra: Escucha, dile a tu hijo que me deje de imitar. ¡ Niño! ¡Deja de hacerte el idiota!
On a beach a man shouts at another man:
- Tell your son not to imitate me.
A man to his son:
- Son, stop playing the fool.
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