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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour?
A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one ruввish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 ruввish bins.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.

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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill

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Michael:
"What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew:
"I don't know. What?"
Michael:
"Candy corneas."

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

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Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

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What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunк and made love to it the night before.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

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Yo mama so dамn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly аss вiтсh".

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Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!

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