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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16.
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
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Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
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Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
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Schlagzeile - Stromausfall in Berlin
Stromausfall im Kaufhaus
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Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
Zwei Burgenländer unterhalten sich: "Gestern bei dem Stromausfall bin ich eine Stunde im Lift gesteckt." Sagt der zweite: "Ist noch gar nichts, ich bin zwei Stunden auf der Rolltreppe gestanden."
Belgique: Un escalator tombe en panne en pleine heure de pointe, 40 personnes sont restées bloquées pendant 5 heures.
Sagt die eine Blondine zu der anderen: „Weißt du, was? Gestern steckte ich eine Stunde wegen Stromausfall im Aufzug fest.“ Darauf die andere: „Ich steckte gestern sogar zwei Stunden auf der...
Har du hørt, at Helveg sad fast i folketingets ele Har du hørt, at Helveg sad fast i folketingets elevator i næsten 10 minutter? Er det noget. Under strømafbrydelsen forleden stod Marianne...
Ostoskeskuksesta katkesi sähköt. Basisti juuttui rullaportaisiin kahdeksi tunniksi.
Vandaag was er een stroomstoring in het winkelcentrum... Drie Belgen zaten 4 uur lang vast op de roltrap!
Det var nylig strømstans på et av Sveriges største kjøpesenter. Flere hundre kunder stod fast i rulletrappen frem til strømmen kom tilbake...
Temel ile Dursun sohbet ediyordu , Dursun söyler : Düşünebiliyor musun Temel dün bir saat boyunca asansörde kilitli kaldım. Temel de: O da bir şey mi der ; Geçen hafta markette elektrikler...
- Da det var strømbrudd forrige uke, ble jeg sittende fast i en heis i tre timer. - Det er vel ingenting, jeg sto fire timer i en rulletrapp!
Jantje en Piet komen een half uur te laat op school. Zegt de juffrouw tegen Piet: waarom ben jij te laat? O zegt Piet, de stroom viel uit en ik bleef hangen in de lift. nou oke. zei de juf . En...
Er is een stroomstoring in een warenhuis, zaten er twee Belgen drie uur vast op de roltrap.
- När det var strömavbrott blev jag fast i hissen i 3 timmar. - Det är väl inget. Jag blev fast i rulltrappan i 4 timmar...
Strömlöst varuhus i Oslo skapade Kaos, 40 norrmän satt fast i rulltrappan i 7 timmar.
- När det var strömavbrott igår satt jag fast i en hiss i över en timme! - Ja, det tog minst lika lång tid när rulltrappan stannade...
April Satt fast i en rulltrappa hur länge som helst, under ett strömavbrott
En norrman och en svensk stod och pratade: Svensken: - Igår när det var strömavbrott satt jag fast i hissen i tre timmar. Norrmannen: - Det var väl inget, jag stod i rulltrappan i fyra timmar...
Két szőke nő beszélget a tegnapi áramszünetről. - Képzeld 3 órát álltam a liftben az áramszünet miatt. - Az semmi, én 4 órát álltam a mozgólépcsőn!
Potkají se dvě blondýnky a jedna zavzpomíná: „Pamatuješ, jak vypli proud a musela jsem hodinu stát ve výtahu?” „Jo, a já to měla ještě horší. Musela jsem stát na jezdících schodech!”
En nieuwslezer in Belgie leest het nieuws voor: "Gisteren was er een stroomstoring in België, die dag klaagden 4 Belgen dat ze 6 uur op de roltrap vastzaten."
Taline dingo elektra. Tūkstančiai gyventojų ištisoms valandoms įstrigo ant eskalatorių.
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
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Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.... Is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure
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IP Bean
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