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Bekannschaft im Restaurant В университетска библиотека момче пита момиче: Adam barda gördüğü güzel bir bayanla konusmanin yollarini ariyordu. Молодой парень в кафе пьет кофе и смотрит на красивую девушку за соседним столиком. Наконец решает подойти: Во читалната на библиотека студент и приоѓа на една студентка: Мъж влиза в претъпкано заведение. Вижда красиво младо момиче Un homme aborde une femme dans un bar : - Bonsoir Um homem entra num restaurante e vê uma mulher muito bonita sozinha numa mesa. Ele se aproxima e pergunta: — Estou vendo você sozinha nessa mesa. Posso sentar-me e fazer-lhe companhia? Ao que a mulher responde bem alto: — Trepar comigo? Você está pensando que eu sou o quê? O rapaz ficou vermelho... Die hübsche junge Dame sitzt allein im Cafe. Ein Mann vom Nachbartisch kommt herüber und fragt: "Verzeihen Sie In een overvol cafe ziet een man een superknappe griet zitten. Hij stapt op haar af en vraagt: "Kan ik je wat te drinken aanbieden?". De vrouw kijkt hem aan en roept keihard
After an hour of gathering up his courage, a shy guy finally approaches the hot girl at the end of the bar. "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!"
Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."
To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a BJ?"
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Bekannschaft im Restaurant В университетска библиотека момче пита момиче: Adam barda gördüğü güzel bir bayanla konusmanin yollarini ariyordu. Молодой парень в кафе пьет кофе и смотрит на красивую девушку за соседним столиком. Наконец решает подойти: Во читалната на библиотека студент и приоѓа на една студентка: Мъж влиза в претъпкано заведение. Вижда красиво младо момиче Un homme aborde une femme dans un bar : - Bonsoir Um homem entra num restaurante e vê uma mulher muito bonita sozinha numa mesa. Ele se aproxima e pergunta: — Estou vendo você sozinha nessa mesa. Posso sentar-me e fazer-lhe companhia? Ao que a mulher responde bem alto: — Trepar comigo? Você está pensando que eu sou o quê? O rapaz ficou vermelho... Die hübsche junge Dame sitzt allein im Cafe. Ein Mann vom Nachbartisch kommt herüber und fragt: "Verzeihen Sie In een overvol cafe ziet een man een superknappe griet zitten. Hij stapt op haar af en vraagt: "Kan ik je wat te drinken aanbieden?". De vrouw kijkt hem aan en roept keihard
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