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Une femme d'un certain age se présente chez le sexologue dans le but de ranimer sa vie sexuelle. Le praticien lui explique:
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Uma velhinha vai ao médico e pede para que lhe ajude e reviver o apetite se*xual de seu marido. 'Que tal se tentarmos o Viagra?' - lhe diz o médico. 'Não tem jeito doutor' - diz a anciã - 'meu marido não toma nem Aspirina para dor decabeça'. 'Não tem problema' - diz o médico. - 'Misture o...
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sеx for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sеx drive.”
The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him Viаgrа?”
The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed.
”Well,” the doctor continued, ”Let me suggest something. Crush the Viаgrа into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”
The old lady was delighted.
She left the doctor’s office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned.
She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong.
She shook her head.
”How did it go?” the doctor asked.
”Terrible, doctor, terrible.”
”Did it not work?”
”Yes,” the old lady said, ”It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sеx that I’d had in 25 years.”
”Then what is the problem, ma’am?”
”Well,” she said. ”I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again.