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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!

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Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

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Yo mama so fат when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."

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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.

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Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

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Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.

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Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.

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Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.

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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

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Yo Mama is so fат and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

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At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."

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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.

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Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.

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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.

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An ugly, fат, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason.
The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?"
The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Неll, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just sтuрid?"
"No madam... I’m neither blind nor sтuрid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sеx with you twice."

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