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A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life.
After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper.
A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately.
On the first night of their wedding and before they lay down, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy.
When she entered the room she stood steal...
She saw her husband nакеd to the center of the room and all the furniture on the corner of the room.
"But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked.
"Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"
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O que é — O do Arnold Schwarzeneger é grande. — O de Michael J. Fox é pequeno. — A Madona não tem. — Clodovil tem mas finge que não tem. — O papa tem mas não usa. — O Bill Clinton usa o dele a toda hora. —... O do Arnold Schuwazenegger é grande; O do Nelson Ned é pequeno; A Madonna não tem; O Clodoviu tem mas não dá a mínima importância; O Papa tem mais não usa; O Bill Clinton usa o dele toda a hora. O...
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Είδες τίποτε; Мутра влиза и обира банка. Пита Свидетел: A robber robs a bank Бандит ограбва банка и взима заложници. Пита първия: A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret Kommt ein Mann mit einer Waffe in die Bank und kassiert alles Bargeld. Den daneben stehenden Mann fragt er: "Haben Sie gesehen Um perigoso ladrão entra armado em um banco. Assustando os clientes Bandyta wchodzi do banku A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money. Once he is given the money Un rapinatore
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A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly.
After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be sтuрid, the man sadly says
"If my proof falls then I rome through the halls."
Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a вlоwjов.
The man is confused and says "what are you doing?"
She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some."
The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a вlоwjов after 10 minutes, and he did.
Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good.
The man without a thought loses the argument the get another вlоwjов, but after the argument the woman starts rapping
"Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suск yourself вiтсh."
Before she leaves the he says "what about the вlоwjов?"
She says ask my twin sister that has hеrреs cause she did it the whole time.
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Умрял политик. Bill Gates im Himmel Προεκλογική εκστρατεία Ein braver Mann stirbt und kommt in den Himmel
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Копеле C’est deux copains qui discutent dans un bar. Вчера спас девушку A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Un homme croise un ami dans la rue : An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face. "What are you so happy about ?" asks the landlord. "Well There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says 2 Lokführer unterhalten sich. Sagt der eine: "Du Een lelijke kerel komt een bar binnen met een enorme grijns op zijn gezicht. “Waarom ben jij zo blij?” vraagt de barman. “Nou” Un homme rentre de son footing et raconte sa journée à un ami. - Aujourdhui il m'est arrivé un truc de malade! - Que c'est il passé ? - Je courais le loin de la voie de chemin de fer et je vois une...
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Отива един пациент при психиатъра и му се оплаква от прекалена полова възбуда и неудовлетвореност. Пациент при психиатър: Een man komt bij de psychiater voor een onderzoek De psychiater laat de man een blad papier zien met enkel wat gekleurde lijnen op. "Wat zie je hierin ?" vraagt de psychiater. "Een blote vrouw
A man goes to a psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about relations."
The psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots.
"What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows the next picture.
"And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with relations."
"Me!?" demands the patient.
"You're the one who keeps showing me the dirтy pictures!"
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